Dear punkass douchebag who keeps coming onto my property and defacing my daughter's car,
I don't know what your lame-ass problem is, but go ahead and try it one more time. I dare you. You're not going to like the consequences.
Whatever your issue is, grow the fuck up and get over yourself. If you come into my yard again and attempt to damage her car one more time, you're going to be in a world of hurt. I'm not joking.